Prologue: A woman against all
At 6 each morning, the Old rises.
grunts and growls.
grunts and growls even when it gets up at 6.
to 6:20 than it is already out of the house in the car cursing the traffic and what awaits him in office.
at 6:15 of the Dutch gets up every morning. Thread
doors just by chance.
has breakfast with biscuits made of cardboard and began to shake the world.
Hairy Guy swears more times to get up and eventually it does. Princess
not sworn and did not own up to the third roar of the Netherlands.
tattered gets up right away, but does not know or where or who or why. The reel
crossings on breakfast is devastating and dangerous: the search for breakfast
Party lost ... where the milk will be positioned than yesterday? in the fridge? in the closet? and that just opened? For me, yes ... they think all three and the first that grabs if empty.
Those who have lost their milk are again assailed by doubts primordial
And now where milk is positioned than yesterday? Who will suffer the shame of having to procure for the other or others? Huge
cups milk, warmed those who did not, take off the microwave and the fridge and land in increasingly smaller spaces and precarious, snow and clouds of cereals cocoa fills the air (and the table and the floor for that ...) echo from the TV cartoon hypnotic and contribute to the unpredictable duration of the breakfast ritual roar up to the Dutch that establishes the end of the meal.
Hairy Guy goes to the bathroom with a pitch of AIS and comes out quickly with the water looks almost unchanged did not have any power over him. Princess
tattered and enter the bathroom in stereo polyphony to 64 MHz and begin menarsi to alternate between the position of injured person sitting on the toilet / bidet and the other receives sketches / that you're washing and offended those who want to occupy the position of the other / a splash to the enemy. Hairy Guy tries
output in short pants (every season: all seasons), and if the season is not compliant is returned to evil Dutch words to change.
hair and suffer from systematic disappearance of scarf, which he gladly accompanied by shorts, logically, can not find it, resigned and disappeared in the direction of high school. Princess
tattered and giving life to the ritual of dressing, but it is worth noting separately:
Princess opens all the cupboards, thereby preventing any other activity in the room, so watch your wardrobe with a critical eye, you mentally imagine a certain look, and with precision sniper, among dozens of shirts and pants, a shirt and look pants who were confined in dirty clothes (by herself). Princess howling their tragic helplessness Dutch roaring to get something else. Princess then, in a trance, he returned to observe the cloakroom, half of which is actually packed in the closet, while the other half is nestled softly (scattered at random in a bad way) on all three chairs in the room because of the ritual fairing the day before and after changing clothes.
After twenty minutes of hypnotic trance princess opted for a shirt and a pair of pants and loosely alludes to the first movements that characterize and distinguish humans from other animals: the dress. Once dressed Princess
faces two more tough introspective moments that put a strain on its decision-making skills: what shoes? and even worse ....
which the hair clip? The Dutch began to seriously pissed off, knowing that it is only the beginning of the day and sends a warning roar of blanks, but still threatening.
The roar of the shock wave that bounces off Princess does not include the Dutch quickly, being totally immune to the passage of time, and in general, to the heat of human affairs, but, having drained all the shoes on the balcony (to discover that the coveted shoes were under the desk along with those of two others had already done the research) and installed the necessary order to clip the hair color of bubble gum ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .. E 'READY !!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But the Dutch can not rejoice, because in the meantime tattered .... Let's go back a quarter of an hour comes ... Room and immediately turns on the TV: echoes the usual cartoon hypnotic, actually, hypnotizing. Tattered seems a pillar of salt: While sitting in his underwear on the bed of vacuums, and waits for input events.
The input comes in the form of the sonic wave with a roar, warning that obtains the Netherlands to start the program start-up of the first cycle of the fairing. The
The program cycle of tattered clothing is easily recognizable, as characterized by the first key question: What shall I wear? Think
fatigue and daily routine in which such a young age already tattered must undergo seamless, morning after morning morning after addressing the risk of awakening involving the usual questions, but who am I? where they are and why am I here? and above all, my sister, she is finally gone?
But back to the program cycle of clothing (what I wear). The Dutch claim
roars and tattered, a little 'uneasy, you launch your search.
And here starts the second cycle program of habit and the term is easily recognizable as characterized by the exclamation: do not find them!
has passed in a tattered shirt and a pair of pants accurate, but his mind distracted by more important issues and questions fundamental to quantum physics, has only implemented the "what" (jersey and pants), not the "what". So
tattered starts to scan the horizon, do absolutely useless because they do not know what they are looking for, with a 360 ° rotation that reveals a dangerous hill east of socks mix - dirty - a stronghold west of jackets reinforced with a trench called the Play Station - south of a ridge cards sticks for ice cream - in a swamp north of pants ferryman on
tattered shoes of different sizes is taken partly from discouragement, in part from the carton again. hypnotic animated and to avoid mistakes in a low voice whispers the phrase "do not find" that closes the second cycle program of dressing and sits back in his underwear on the bed of vacuums pending further input / events or even nothing. The Dutch
perceive the usual situation Princess (hard) ready, tattered at the primordial and watch the events that precipitated, and since she is now ready for a long, involved with a frontal attack and decisive:
enter the dressing room, tattered defends itself by blows of "I did not realize ... I did not know", the Dutch suffered a roar that emanates annihilates any protest and simultaneously closes all programs in the cycle of the dressing, place tattered shirt and pants (they were on the chair in front of him) giving him one minute before the capital (the Dutch no prisoners).
Despite all the Dutch, which leaves room for the finishing touches, making a serious mistake: Do not turn off the TV! Tattered frantically begins to think that will activate their brains out until their conditions thought to cause the body to move his arms to grab the shirt and began to dress. The frenzy is such that hypnotizes you with a sock in his hand again (other than the one already inserted) and sits down to watch the cartoon hypnotic.
Dutchman, dragging Princess, has already earned the pole position at the door, but does not appear tattered. Then the Dutch rushes into the dressing room, somehow manages not to kill him, completes the dressing to Pattoni, leave the box and put it back on pole house key in hand. On the landing, ready to close, however, he realizes with horror that he had lost track of the Princess who has since disappeared into the house. To avoid mistakes tattered ties with the scarf on the railing of the stairs and with a ferocious growl is plunged back into the house ... It is not in the kitchen ... is ... is not room in his dressing room. ... Princess is in the bathroom.
are installing a different clip for the hair, as the previously installed was thought appropriate to look at the beginning of the cycle of clothing (shirt and pants with dirt), but not to that imposed by incomprehensible growls Dutch.
The Dutch really lose patience, s'incazza like an animal extracts from Princess bath Patton and proceed to the landing, closing the door on the momentum, untie tattered, it launches in the car, reaches the schools, dispatching the two dazed and individuals .... What would any normal person at this point in the throes of tremor, dyslexia, personality disorders and want to murder? go home, take drugs and should be in bed. But she? She did not.
you off to an unknown destination in the Bergamo valleys to get to work, accompanied by the trust sandbags that luck and popularity have earned during the previous Extra experience.
no return "at times" ... always come back! 12 Hours
the Dutch part, very nearly was better at work, where relationships can be adjusted easily with the beloved sandbags ... bah ... anyway. Log in
home and away, knowing what to expect, take drugs repeatedly with the effervescent magnesia. Feeling a bit 'better, faster and begin to prepare a frugal meal of lasagna, three kinds of pies, a Nutella tart and an apple pie (it will be the drugs ...). Ten minutes later he throws to take the little ones, and for 13:20 is back with the two smaller villains. Longhair is missing and telephoned claims (falsely) that it has already announced that he would arrive at 14:30 (arrives then to 16). Princess takes place directly on the table without even take off his jacket, tattered is already attached to the Play Station and serve different roars mother to bring him to the table.
(Princess eats)
tattered look immediately to regain the dressing room saying
- who is not hungry
(Princess eats)
- the lasagna is not never liked
(Princess eats)
- well, sometimes ate , but this time he does not like ...
(Princess eats)
course is forced to eat (I eat two servings).
(Princess eat)
tattered and Princess immediately disappears as soon as you feel the smell of having to clear the table and when the Dutchman making the request must respond in chorus homework (tattered play to play and princess slumbers in bed watching TV). Resignation clears the Dutch and feels the desire (to be drugs) to relax 'on the couch. Meanwhile, openly says that falls Hairy Guy having lunch .... The Dutch, disconsolate, and puts on the table riapparecchia lunch Hairy Guy brush and leaving no survivors without mercy even for the old dinner, making glad the Dutch now knows to cook something else.
attacked by a sudden doubt goes to the Dutch to control the dynamic duo who claims to be busy with homework. The scene is as follows:
tattered play to play the game by making all the noises with his mouth, sleeping princess, and at that moment Hairy Guy enters the room, lies on the bed to study and stating that he falls asleep in 5 minutes. Now resigned to the Dutch try to get on the couch and behold, just rest your weary limbs ... the doorbell rings. E 'Mrs. Cippardi, neighbor, stating that she would forward a truckload of beets and zucchini and download if you can do it in the cellar ... the Dutch rejected the offer graciously cursing to himself, closed the Replacing door and on the couch. 5 minutes and the doorbell rings again ... beat a Dutchman "Vanderschnutzen aberunden und Barutzugen Madonnas" which is the equivalent of "poffarbacco and perdindirindina that eventful day!" E 'her friend Antoinette who wants to show her the brochure from 900 € a household robot that does the following functions: chop, knead, bake, file, drilling, nailing, inflating, deflating, vacuums, spits and sometimes ... even blasphemy. The Dutch, not at all interested, yawning, while Antoinette tells him, assuming an air of mischievous that makes her look suddenly suffering from a stroke, I do! The robot is also the ! So if you want, the husband is no longer needed.
Incomprehensibly also little affected by this news, the Dutch can dismiss Antoinette and back on the couch. Now it's late, of course, and spending falls, followed by a tattered football training, vaulting from the Princess and the lifting of vacuums. Really cool! Curiously, the Dutch feel the need to take drugs a little, 'and then galloping down the stairs, in the car in the direction of the supermarket, which presents itself in all its beauty, full of little women without haste that invariably stationed in the middle bales and with the excuse to go shopping lose their days chatting. The Dutch do not like gossip and seems fired from a cannon. Jump through the rows of shelves sweeping everything and everyone wearing an innocent smile on his face. Empty supermarket with a ferocity and passion, showing a truck that looks like a great coach. Create stocks retreat from nuclear energy on the most convenient and holding large quantities of food for the next frugal meals of the week. Radiates authority, authority and intimidate the masses with a truck worthy of the mess hall. Intimidates all but .... Two or three older women who are fearless are the ranks of the street asking for cash Dutchman. Dutchman a glance is enough to make you understand the risks and advised that they will not be taken prisoner. Then galloped away again to the car, download the truck, load the auto parts on the fly. The paper tries to Dutch aid from home, calling and asking for support in the exhaust but the three swindlers, case and ironically, are, at that time studying and doing homework. Now prey to the fury of the Dutch racing you download a TIR spending and start the gradual process for the dispatch of the three sports at stinking. The first is that tattered
repeats, albeit in abbreviated form, the morning ritual of dressing, with the aggravating circumstance of the preparation of the scholarship football. The acting nasty only note that the door to the shower, you probably are needed bubble bath and shampoo and, after showering, in order, bathrobes, underwear and clean socks, bag for dirty clothes. Upon completion of these functions, which have already reported on the alert level, the Dutch rushes towards the sports facilities with the reckless in tow. Return to be it's up to Princess scarrozzata to dance. Princess is a simpler case than in the morning. E 'facilitated by the dry ban received by the dance school to shower with them, and this experiment, also mentioned in the Official Martesana had begun with the arrival of Princess in the shower and leaving at 19 to 23: 19 who had angry because the whole school, secretary to the caretaker.
Al Dutchman no choice but to return a parcel to be delivered, Hairy Guy.
Here, however, uncertainty reigns supreme, like the skull of vacuums itself: at what time the beloved cousin, who is always awake, be deemed, if deemed, go to the gym? already because all the biorhythms of vacuums and activities are governed by this dilemma, this unknown factor essential for the whole human race, what will my cousin. The Dutch now begins to look like a raving lunatic, but finds the strength, with the help of a dose of magnesia, to escape the round, bringing Hairy Guy in the gym. Just back, like a ball bouncing at home and part at a time the dance school, where Princess recovers and takes her home, driving them in the shower, which comes in at 19:25 to leave at 22:50 primed introducing flavors of lasagna and mashed in the bathroom between the incazzatura general. The Dutch once again bounces home direct from the soccer field, while the whole team is drying after a shower is still going through the tattered football field to reach the locker room.
in despair hear the Dutch legend:
- Confidences, quarrels and gossip of all the other mothers
- Confidences bickering and gossip of the coach in the second
- Fundamentals of football tactics, secrets, quarrels, and complaints the gossip head coach (drinking!). Meanwhile
tattered has just stripped and waits for input that comes from his mother imbufalita and saturated with football knowledge and, as usual, drags him to Patton shower, outside shower, get dressed and then home. Meanwhile
within the Elder.
The Dutch, in ten minutes, has prepared a frugal meal of veal with tuna sauce, two kinds of roast meat, potato salad and baked fruit tart and fruit salad.
the Elder, a bit 'annoyed the frugality of the meal, eaten as soon as you launch into the gym to recover Hairy Guy, who just entered is dedicated to finish the leftovers from dinner that would be enough to a week at a patrol of scouts on a mission.
E 'almost midnight, The Old Man and the Dutch are looking tenderly into his eyes, savoring the joy and tranquility of family life, the Dutch hugs him and whispers in his ear "I almost go to bed ..." and the old "already?"
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